I just received this SPAM message in my inbox.  I don't even know what they're trying to sell me, but it is hillarious.

Let this link to visit our mall i am not going to worry...about a thing. i am trying to be a patient, kind mom. i always enjoy knitting lacy stuff but this pattern was especially fun, super easy, and portable. may the light always find you on a dreary day. i was given the irish name kelly after my great grandparents' last name. she's cute she wears birkenstocks to fashion shows. i told cate about st. patrick's day and ireland- she has a lot of irish ancestors through me. you sit at the counter i love the color palette and obvious softness. with the sun streaming in and you are happy. may you always have courage to take a chance and never find frogs in your underpants. i love her style. the ms craft dept was featured in an article, and their personal crafting projects were shown. you've gotta love people with humor like that. haha, that's my girl. back in a few days and you eat with your sunglasses on i mean, look at her hair. i made this one for a gift, but i've already cast on another for moi. i recommend rounding your troops for a similar conversation, and a brainstorm session for how to prepare for what lies ahead. just sayin. wooohoooo!" have you seen april's ms living yet? when you need to be home, may you find your way. i love the comments i get from all of you. where you can get great steak and shrimp